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What do you call an Irish spider?
(Paddy Long Legs.)

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Bonus #DadJoke
Remember… St. Patty's Day puns don't just shame me, they Seamus all.

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So, I went to a Ren-Fair, but it wasn't really what I was expecting.
One guy kept asking, "What's with the sword, you fat, bloated eediot?"
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I bought a new potato phone - it's a gnocchia

Bonus #DadJoke :
Is it allergy season again?
You've got to be pollen my leg.

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I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.

I tried to organize a Hide And Seek tournament. Good players are hard to find! #JokeOfTheDay #DadJoke #BadJoke #today

Finnish joke:

Learn English with a battery and a microphone

Willie Nillie seems like a busy guy. Always doing stuff.

Bonus #DadJokes :

Q: What sort of horses come out after dark? A: Nightmares.

A horse walks into a bar. “Hey,” says the barman. “Yes please,” says the horse.

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Bonus #DadJoke :
Q: What do you do if your boyfriend hates fruit jokes?
A: You let the mango.

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What do you call a snowman with a six – pack?
An abdominal snowman

"Na huch, Du trinkst Orangensaft? Den magst Du doch sonst nicht!"

"Das ist aber kein normaler Orangensaft. Das ist.."

"Oh nein, bitte nicht..."

"Wahlensina!!"

<Handgemenge>

In diesem Sinne: Geht wählen!

Bonus #DadJoke :

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket!

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