@timbray ghastly indeed....'tis a #DadJoke of the sort that becomes a #DirtyGrandpaJoke when you change the punchline
@timbray ghastly indeed....'tis a #DadJoke of the sort that becomes a #DirtyGrandpaJoke when you change the punchline
Bonus #DadJoke
What do you call an Irish spider?
(Paddy Long Legs.)
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Bonus #DadJoke
Remember… St. Patty's Day puns don't just shame me, they Seamus all.
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@VeroniqueB99 It might "freeze" your account! #DadJoke
I bought a new potato phone - it's a gnocchia
Bonus #DadJoke :
Is it allergy season again?
You've got to be pollen my leg.
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I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.
I tried to organize a Hide And Seek tournament. Good players are hard to find! #JokeOfTheDay #DadJoke #BadJoke #today
Finnish joke:
Learn English with a battery and a microphone
Willie Nillie seems like a busy guy. Always doing stuff.
Bonus #DadJokes :
Q: What sort of horses come out after dark? A: Nightmares.
A horse walks into a bar. “Hey,” says the barman. “Yes please,” says the horse.
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Bonus #DadJoke :
Q: What do you do if your boyfriend hates fruit jokes?
A: You let the mango.
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What do you call a snowman with a six – pack?
An abdominal snowman
"Na huch, Du trinkst Orangensaft? Den magst Du doch sonst nicht!"
"Das ist aber kein normaler Orangensaft. Das ist.."
"Oh nein, bitte nicht..."
"Wahlensina!!"
<Handgemenge>
In diesem Sinne: Geht wählen!
Bonus #DadJoke :
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
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