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quinta :ubuntu:

hahahaaa ha ha ha hahaaa

finance.yahoo.com/news/wedbush

Wedbush expects other manufacturers to license #Tesla's #FSD technology, therefore generating a network effect and values Tesla's autonomous business at $1 trillion. Within a year, Tesla's automated taxi service #Cybercab will open. Autonomy and the Optimus humanoid robot, according to the company, will fuel 90% of Tesla's long-term value. Should success follow, Tesla's market value may reach $2 trillion.

#humour
#jokes

Yahoo Finance · Wedbush Adds Tesla to Best Ideas List, Citing Autonomous Growth PotentialBy Faizan Farooque
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Dear #mankind please back my #startup #startups #project #EternalFlame (for #EternalFame)

like #videogames with friends?

Humans vs AI Skeletons?

Imagine #Zelda or #DarkAlliance 2 #Baldursgate in online multiplayer: team up with friends to epic #rpg #lovestory + #jokes to kill Skeletons with friends?

Plus: it will be 100% #opensource so u could even start private #server!!! :)
indiegogo.com/projects/dark-al

#EternalLame? Nah its gonna be #EPIC #fun #games #game #crowd #crowdfunding #indiegame

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quadrivial 💛🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽

@PhoenixSerenity Man goes into monastery. Says he wants to enter. Head monk says "Ok, but you can only talk once every 15 years." Man thinks about it. Says "I'm in" and becomes a monk.

15 years go by. Head monk comes to man and says, "It's been 15 years. Do you have anything to say?" Man thinks a bit, and says "The soup is too salty." Head monk nods and leaves.

15 more years go by. Head monk comes to man and says, "It's been 15 years. Do you have anything to say?" Man thinks a bit, and says "The mattresses are too hard." Head monk nods and leaves.

15 more years go by. Head monk comes to man and says, "It's been 15 years. Do you have anything to say?" Man says "I've had enough. I'm going to leave." Head monk nods and says, "Makes sense. You've done nothing but complain since you got here."

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Brock
Heya! Been a good while since I last posted here. Had some life stuff going on but I’m back and have started a YouTube channel with some friends!
Check out our first little sketch: https://youtu.be/Y1F993PLgDI

Any other filmmakers on here? What movie has inspired your work?

I will be looking into starting up a little peertube server to host the videos down the road. Any tips are gladly appreciated!

#comedy #sketch #shortfilm #filmmaking #jokes #movie
#movie
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