Two dirty old men were sitting on park bench, enjoying the warm summery weather.
Says one of them, "Gosh it's nice being out today!"
"Really?" says the other. "Think I'll take mine out too, then!"
(A joke I heard so long ago …)
Two dirty old men were sitting on park bench, enjoying the warm summery weather.
Says one of them, "Gosh it's nice being out today!"
"Really?" says the other. "Think I'll take mine out too, then!"
(A joke I heard so long ago …)
Sounds like my husband...ba dump tss
What's the real purpose of Windows 11?
To produce more bugs.
@cykonot Jokes on you my friend, I don't even know what a heurist is!
hahahaaa ha ha ha hahaaa
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/wedbush-adds-tesla-best-ideas-161446156.html
Wedbush expects other manufacturers to license #Tesla's #FSD technology, therefore generating a network effect and values Tesla's autonomous business at $1 trillion. Within a year, Tesla's automated taxi service #Cybercab will open. Autonomy and the Optimus humanoid robot, according to the company, will fuel 90% of Tesla's long-term value. Should success follow, Tesla's market value may reach $2 trillion.
Finnish joke:
Learn English with a battery and a microphone
Dickens: "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...."
Schrödinger: "Nice, nice."
Dear #mankind please back my #startup #startups #project #EternalFlame (for #EternalFame)
like #videogames with friends?
Humans vs AI Skeletons?
Imagine #Zelda or #DarkAlliance 2 #Baldursgate in online multiplayer: team up with friends to epic #rpg #lovestory + #jokes to kill Skeletons with friends?
Plus: it will be 100% #opensource so u could even start private #server!!! :)
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/dark-alliance-style-browser-based-mmorpg-game/
#EternalLame? Nah its gonna be #EPIC #fun #games #game #crowd #crowdfunding #indiegame
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@PhoenixSerenity Man goes into monastery. Says he wants to enter. Head monk says "Ok, but you can only talk once every 15 years." Man thinks about it. Says "I'm in" and becomes a monk.
15 years go by. Head monk comes to man and says, "It's been 15 years. Do you have anything to say?" Man thinks a bit, and says "The soup is too salty." Head monk nods and leaves.
15 more years go by. Head monk comes to man and says, "It's been 15 years. Do you have anything to say?" Man thinks a bit, and says "The mattresses are too hard." Head monk nods and leaves.
15 more years go by. Head monk comes to man and says, "It's been 15 years. Do you have anything to say?" Man says "I've had enough. I'm going to leave." Head monk nods and says, "Makes sense. You've done nothing but complain since you got here."
Please drop your #wholesome #jokes below
"Laughtivism (a portmanteau of laughter+ activism) is strategic use of humor & mocking by social nonviolent movements in order to undermine the authority of an opponent, build credibility, break fear & apathy & reach target audiences." - @wikipedia.org
https://www.jstor.org/stable/10.7591/j.ctv310vjt0.6?mag=laughing-matters&seq=1
My wife yelled from the other room
"Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
"No?"
She responded: "How about now?"
The USPS is issuing a new stamp commemorating prostitution.
A first class stamp costs $0.73, but if you lick it, it's $2.50
Jan's just blurted out: "Sheepdogs working on the same farm are colliegues!" \o/
Logical Thinking │ Dave Allen #daveallen #comedy #funny #jokes #hilarious #shorts - YouTube