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Mark Shane Hayden<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://cosocial.ca/@timbray" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>timbray</span></a></span> ghastly indeed....'tis a <a href="https://coales.co/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> of the sort that becomes a <a href="https://coales.co/tags/DirtyGrandpaJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DirtyGrandpaJoke</span></a> when you change the punchline</p>
AnneTheWriter<p>Bonus <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <br>What do you call an Irish spider?<br>(Paddy Long Legs.)</p><p>(It's <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/HootinTootinTuesday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HootinTootinTuesday</span></a> again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mastodon</span></a>.)</p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FunnyMeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyMeme</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/StPattysDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>StPattysDay</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/StPatricksDayMemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>StPatricksDayMemes</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/HappyStPatricksDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HappyStPatricksDay</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/SaintPatricksDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SaintPatricksDay</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/WearingOfTheGreen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WearingOfTheGreen</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Snakes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Snakes</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Parenting</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/ShoeboxBlog" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ShoeboxBlog</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Driving" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Driving</span></a></p>
AnneTheWriter<p>Bonus <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a><br>Remember… St. Patty's Day☘️ puns don't just shame me, they Seamus all. </p><p>(It's <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/HootinTootinTuesday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HootinTootinTuesday</span></a> again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mastodon</span></a>.)</p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FunnyMeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyMeme</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/StPattysDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>StPattysDay</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/StPatricksDayMemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>StPatricksDayMemes</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/HappyStPatricksDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HappyStPatricksDay</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/SaintPatricksDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SaintPatricksDay</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/WearingOfTheGreen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WearingOfTheGreen</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/StarTrek" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>StarTrek</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/SirPatrickStewart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SirPatrickStewart</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/CaptainPicard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CaptainPicard</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Picard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Picard</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/ColmMeaney" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ColmMeaney</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/MilesOBrien" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MilesOBrien</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/IrishToast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>IrishToast</span></a></p>
TkOmEsS<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>VeroniqueB99</span></a></span> It might "freeze" your account! <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a></p>
OhSnap!Dragon<p>So, I went to a Ren-Fair, but it wasn't really what I was expecting.<br>One guy kept asking, "What's with the sword, you fat, bloated eediot?"<br><a href="https://lounge.town/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://lounge.town/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
The Penguin of Evil<p>I bought a new potato phone - it's a gnocchia</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a></p>
AnneTheWriter<p>Bonus <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> :<br>Is it allergy season again? <br>You've got to be pollen my leg. </p><p>(It's <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/HootinTootinTuesday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HootinTootinTuesday</span></a> again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mastodon</span></a>.)</p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FunnyMeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyMeme</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Spring" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Spring</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Spring2025" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Spring2025</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Weather" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Weather</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/OwlsOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OwlsOfMastodon</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Owls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Owls</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Owl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Owl</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Owlstodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Owlstodon</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Joke</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Superdave! (He/Him/His)<p>I tried to organize a Hide And Seek tournament. Good players are hard to find! <a href="https://queer.cool/tags/JokeOfTheDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JokeOfTheDay</span></a> <a href="https://queer.cool/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://queer.cool/tags/BadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://queer.cool/tags/today" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>today</span></a></p>
Walop<p>Finnish joke:</p><p>Learn English with a battery and a microphone</p><p><a href="https://sauna.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://sauna.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://sauna.social/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>It was udder destruction.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Roknrol<p>Willie Nillie seems like a busy guy. Always doing stuff.</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>Because he conditioned it.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
AnneTheWriter<p>Bonus <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> :</p><p>Q: What sort of horses come out after dark? A: Nightmares.</p><p>A horse walks into a bar. “Hey,” says the barman. “Yes please,” says the horse.</p><p>(It's <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/HootinTootinTuesday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HootinTootinTuesday</span></a> again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mastodon</span></a>.)</p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FunnyMeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyMeme</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Horse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Horse</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Horses" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Horses</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Cows" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Cows</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Horsetodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Horsetodon</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Cowstodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Cowstodon</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/JollyRancher" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JollyRancher</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/BadPuns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadPuns</span></a></p>
AnneTheWriter<p>Bonus <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> :<br>Q: What do you do if your boyfriend hates fruit jokes?<br>A: You let the mango.</p><p>(It's <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/HootinTootinTuesday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HootinTootinTuesday</span></a> again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mastodon</span></a>.)</p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FunnyMeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyMeme</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Sherlock" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Sherlock</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DrStrange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DrStrange</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/BenedictCumberbatch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BenedictCumberbatch</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Actors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Actors</span></a></p>
Daryl the Admin 🇺🇦<p>What do you call a snowman with a six – pack? <br>An abdominal snowman</p><p><a href="https://vmst.io/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a></p>
Mark Shane Hayden<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>catsalad</span></a></span> that's a painful <a href="https://coales.co/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a></p>
Oliver<p>"Na huch, Du trinkst Orangensaft? Den magst Du doch sonst nicht!"</p><p>"Das ist aber kein normaler Orangensaft. Das ist.." </p><p>"Oh nein, bitte nicht..."</p><p>"Wahlensina!!"</p><p>&lt;Handgemenge&gt;</p><p>In diesem Sinne: Geht wählen! ♥️</p><p><a href="https://lfnt.site/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <a href="https://lfnt.site/tags/depol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>depol</span></a> <a href="https://lfnt.site/tags/BTW2025" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BTW2025</span></a></p>
AnneTheWriter<p>Bonus <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> :</p><p>How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?</p><p>You rocket! </p><p>(It's <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/HootinTootinTuesday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HootinTootinTuesday</span></a> again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mastodon</span></a>.)</p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FunnyMeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyMeme</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/UFOs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>UFOs</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/UAP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>UAP</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/UAPsightings" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>UAPsightings</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FlyingSaucers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FlyingSaucers</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/UFOsightings" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>UFOsightings</span></a></p>
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