JohnCote :crochet:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://ubiqueros.com/@Are0h" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Are0h</span></a></span></p><p>the fediverse agrees, but 30+ million people apparently want to know if Kim Kardashian is having her avocado toast today. 🙄</p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/AvocadoToast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AvocadoToast</span></a></p>