Jakarta traffic is crazy
to japanese users: if you guys were saying sorry because you think people will be bothered by your japanese toots, no need to be sorry! you can comfortably use your own language, i sometimes use my own language too. most people are totally cool with it, for real.
Ugh I don't wanna wake up.
A policeman instructing a kid on how to swim properly.
So gothijab is a thing. Probably useful for girls using public transport in Jakarta.
semangat banget nih ngenTOOT di malam Minggu
Waah mb Siska junjunganquh di mastodon ๐
Where does your morality come from?
Mandi dulu, yuk.
If someone doesn't write a client for #Mastodon called #Pineapple, the efforts behind this memetic grassroots marketing campaign for fruit will be, well, fruitless. :pineapple:
Looking at you, @acw , we've come this far in such a short amount of . time.
Will i get banned if i shitpost antitheist-y stuff here?
Good news guys the search is over https://mastodon.cc/media/sCWvB_S_ahmhfCCuvQY
The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People:
1) pyrokinesis
2) bioluminescence
3) omnipresence
4) eyebeams
5) pine scent
6) robot arm
7) gills
The rain only lasts for 5 minutes. ๐ฆ
@Qitmr *pukul pake sapu lidi*
Whoah. Using Mastodon API is this easy? Mastodon.py is AWESOME.
kษ:สณ 
And also every place that said "timeline" is now "tootline". I should stream this so folks can watch a professional at work. oh shit i just broke it brb
omg what if mastodon is actually how the united federation of planets starts
it all makes sense now
