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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.

- Mark Twain

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What kind of cattle laugh?

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Laughingstock.

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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased
to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against
a wall.'

- Eleanor Roosevelt

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Why do you go to bed?

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Because the bed will not come to you.

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What goes around in circles and makes kids happy?

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A merry-go-round.

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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

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Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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Thunderbolts
STUART TALBOTT: STARS ARE BORN IN Z-PINCH
September 18, 2021
youtu.be/A8vK2x_1x8s

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Where was Solomon's temple?

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On his head.

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What food are you able to can?

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Cannibal (cannable) food.

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What kind of animal tells little white lies?

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An amphibian.

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Why are most cows noisy?

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Because they have horns.

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What can you hold without touching it?

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A conversation.

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What are southern fathers called?

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Southpaws.

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What birds are always unhappy?

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Bluebirds.

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How can you make seven even?

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Take away the letter s.

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Why do mummies tell no secrets?

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Because they keep things under wraps.

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Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

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Because they're lying.

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What is the left side of an apple?

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The part that you don't eat.

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What kind of apple is not an apple?

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A pineapple.

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How does a broom act?

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With sweeping gestures.

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