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What is Dracula's favourite sport?
#Riddles #Humour #Humor
What knights rode camels?
The Arabian Nights (knights).
Thunderbolts WAL THORNHILL: WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE & FUNDAMENTAL CHANGE June 19, 2021 https://youtu.be/cZDqWKTky6U
#ElectricUniverse #PlasmaPhysics #cosmology
Why is an old car like a baby playing?
Because it goes with a rattle.
What did one broom say to the other broom?
"Have you heard the latest dirt?"
Installing a comma two in under 10 minutes? \U01F914 Impressive. If you can assemble Ikea furniture, you can install a comma two! https://youtu.be/YIFu5yrREBA
#CommaAI #SelfDriving #OpenPilot #AI
What did the big watch hand say to the small hand?
"Got a minute?"
What kind of water can't freeze?
What is the difference between a mechanical engineer and a civil engineer?
A mechanical engineer builds weapons and a civil engineer builds targets.
Why did the kid keep his shirt on when he took a bath?
Because the label said "Wash and Wear."
What is a parrot?
A wordy birdy.
-#Riddles #Humour #Humor
How do you file a nail?
Under the letter N.
#openpilot 0.8.5 has been released! https://github.com/commaai/openpilot/tree/v0.8.5
#CommaAI #SelfDriving #AI
When is the moon heaviest?
When it is full.
Why did the window pane blush?
It saw the weather-strip.
Where can you always find money?
In the dictionary.
What has teeth but no mouth?
A comb or a saw.
GARETH SAMUEL: STAR CLUSTERS MAP THE GALAXY ELECTRIC June 5, 2021 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVUiL9385-c
#ElectricUniverse #PlasmaPhysics #Cosmology
What did the father tree say to his son?
"You're a chip off the old block."
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