What do you get if you cross an insect and a rabbit?

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Bugs Bunny.

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Did you know: with has autonomously driven over 66
million kilometres so far?

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What time is the same spelled backward or forward??

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Noon.

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What kind of bath can you take without water?

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A sun bath.

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In the first of a two-part presentation, Michael Clarage, PhD, Lead Scientist of The SAFIRE Project, illustrates how the electrical systems of the Earth and the planets exists
within the larger electrical body of the Sun.

youtube.com/embed/eD7mquZ8WRM

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When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?

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The bathtub.

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What insect gets A's in English?

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A spelling Bee.

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What animal makes the most of its food?

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The giraffe. It makes a little go a long way.

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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

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The ocean.

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What is a Mexican weather report?

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Chili today, hot tamale.

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A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was
not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?

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It was a bright, sunny day.

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Why do people always say to you, "A penny for your thoughts?"

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Because that's all they are worth.

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

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Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.

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What can you break without touching it?

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Your promise.

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For thos interested there is a Blind and Low-Vision Unix Users Group,
a not-for-profit association of people working to improve and promote
greater accessibility of free Unix operating systems for the visually
disabled.

There is a mailing list at blvuug+subscribe@blvuug.org and a website
at https:blvuug.org.
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What paper makes you itch?

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Scratch paper.

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Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window?

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He wanted to see a waterfall.

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Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window?

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He wanted to see a butterfly.

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