What knights rode camels?

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The Arabian Nights (knights).

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Why is an old car like a baby playing?

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Because it goes with a rattle.

What did one broom say to the other broom?

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"Have you heard the latest dirt?"

Installing a comma two in under 10 minutes? \U01F914 Impressive.
If you can assemble Ikea furniture, you can install a comma two! youtu.be/YIFu5yrREBA

What did the big watch hand say to the small hand?

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"Got a minute?"

What is the difference between a mechanical engineer and a civil engineer?

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A mechanical engineer builds weapons and a civil engineer builds targets.

Why did the kid keep his shirt on when he took a bath?

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Because the label said "Wash and Wear."

Why did the window pane blush?

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It saw the weather-strip.

Where can you always find money?

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In the dictionary.

What did the father tree say to his son?

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"You're a chip off the old block."

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