I am a retired geek and amateur guitarist. My interests encompass universes.
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
- Mark Twain
#FunnyQuotes #Humour #Humor
What kind of cattle laugh?
#Riddles #Humour #Humor
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.' - Eleanor Roosevelt
Why do you go to bed?
Because the bed will not come to you.
What goes around in circles and makes kids happy?
Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?
Because the dimes (times) have changed.
Thunderbolts STUART TALBOTT: STARS ARE BORN IN Z-PINCH September 18, 2021 https://youtu.be/A8vK2x_1x8s
#ElectricUniverse #PlasmaPhysics #Cosmology
Where was Solomon's temple?
On his head.
What food are you able to can?
Cannibal (cannable) food.
What kind of animal tells little white lies?
Why are most cows noisy?
Because they have horns.
What can you hold without touching it?
What are southern fathers called?
What birds are always unhappy?
How can you make seven even?
Take away the letter s.
Why do mummies tell no secrets?
Because they keep things under wraps.
Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?
Because they're lying.
What is the left side of an apple?
The part that you don't eat.
What kind of apple is not an apple?
How does a broom act?
With sweeping gestures.
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